A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred A. Allen

Do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses.
Charles William Eliot

Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
Aaron Hill

Everybody was starting to grow long hair and wear pink suits and purple glasses and stuff and then, I suppose, some people thought we were crazy, but we weren't really crazy because we're all still here!
Noel Redding

Famous people come up to me, but I don't know who they are because my sight is so bad. It's always at the pool of the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills when I don't have my lenses in and my glasses are in my room.
Helena Bonham Carter

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
Epictetus

I came from dinner, went downtown with my friends, the elevator was down, I ran down the hall toward my room at 10 at night, having had two glasses of wine.
Jill Clayburgh

I got rid of my glasses and they changed my hair. That's really all they did. They went shopping for me, so the clothes are different too. It wasn't like Extreme Makeover where I got a nose job or anything.
Clay Aiken

I guess I kind of lived in a fairytale world... looking at everything through rose-colored glasses. I probably always will, to a certain extent.
Sharon Tate

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character.
Dan Aykroyd

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.
Irwin Shaw

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
Paul Lynde

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.
Amanda Peet

I think hearts are very much like glasses. If they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time.
Letitia Landon

I was mild-mannered, wore glasses, was very shy with women.
Joe Shuster

I was near sighted. I was born myopic, and I got glasses, right after that.
Kitty Carlisle

I was very introverted. I had glasses and was kind of weird. A lot of actors are pretty weird people.
Jennifer Sky

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Steven Wright

I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.
Sara Paretsky

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.
Lesley Garrett