I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth

I want my prose to be as clear as a pane of glass.
Tracy Kidder

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
Mitch Hedberg

I was a very fearful little kid, and I would always see the worst in everything. The glass was half-empty. I would see people kissing, and I would think one was trying to bite the other.
Daniel Clowes

I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk.
Will M. Cook

I would like to raise my glass to friendship between Russia and the United States.
Richard Lugar

I'd like to one day play Amanda, the mother, in The Glass Menagerie.
Bernadette Peters

I'd rather see you drink a glass of wine than a glass of milk. So many people drink Coca-Cola and all these soft drinks with sugar. Some of these drinks have 8 or 9 teaspoons of sugar in them What's the good of living if you can't have the things that give a little enjoyment?
Jack LaLanne

I'll tell you the truth: I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.
Paul Gascoigne

If slaughterhouses had glass walls the whole world would be vegetarian.
Linda McCartney

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
Paul McCartney

If you find an Australian indoors, it's a fair bet that he will have a glass in his hand.
Jonathan Aitken

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.
Francois Rabelais

If you're afraid to live your life in a glass bubble, how can you do what we do in this industry?
Jimmy Smits

It doesn't bother me to talk about my private life, it doesn't bother me to talk about anything. My life is like a glass of water, transparent.
Shakira

It had rained on some vivid green ferns in Maine and it was quite beautiful. I was moving the camera slightly and studying the ground glass. Looking at those 20 square inches, trying to find out just what were the right elements to include.
John Sexton

It has been common knowledge to informed collectors that many times the finest and rarest art glass is found unsigned.
James Lafferty

It is difficult to write about any form of mental disease, especially your own, without sounding as if you were examining a bug under glass.
Gene Tierney

It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Nikolai Gogol

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield