Where youth and diffidence are united, it requires uncommon steadiness of reason to resist the attraction of being called the most charming girl in the world.
Jane Austen

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
Woody Allen

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
Dolly Parton

I don't think of myself as a poor deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who from an early age knew I was responsible for myself, and I had to make good.
Oprah Winfrey

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Henny Youngman

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Henny Youngman

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Joan Rivers

Guess what, I might be the first hippie pinup girl.
Janis Joplin

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
Emo Philips

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
H. L. Mencken

The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity; in a girl boldness.
Victor Hugo

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.
Jim Carrey

A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Jay Leno

Ryan took him out of Betty Ford after Redmond wanted to leave because he met a girl there. The girl was a heroin addict. She was the one who introduced him to the stuff.
Farrah Fawcett

I'm the original take-orders girl.
Judy Garland

A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world.
Jack Kerouac

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
Adam Sandler