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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein

Giving, Pretty, Kiss

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

Nice, Second, Seems

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr

Stupid, Stand, Glamorous

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe

Love, Marriage, Him

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
Albert Einstein

Pretty, Put, Hand

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Coco Chanel

Two, Fabulous, Classy

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.
Marilyn Monroe

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
Winston Churchill

Two, Away, Difficult

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.
Marilyn Monroe

Worry, She, Trouble

There are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl's complexion.
Audrey Hepburn

Wreck, Complexion, Limelight

The working men, I'll go by and they'll whistle. At first they whistle because they think, 'Oh, it's a girl. She's got blond hair and she's not out of shape,' and then they say, 'Gosh, it's Marilyn Monroe!'
Marilyn Monroe

Men, Working, Hair

Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
Marilyn Monroe

Give, She, Shoes

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.
Marilyn Monroe

Love, Good, Someone

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn Monroe

A smart girl leaves before she is left.
Marilyn Monroe

Smart, Before, She

At twelve I looked like a girl of seventeen. My body was developed and shapely. I still wore the blue dress and the blouse the orphanage provided. They made me look like an overgrown lummox.
Marilyn Monroe

Made, Body, Dress

There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'
Marilyn Monroe

Woman, Friend, Another

In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo.
Marilyn Monroe

Important, Her, Less

How do I know about a man's needs for a sex symbol? I'm a girl.
Marilyn Monroe

Sex, Needs, Symbol

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield

Home, Said, Nobody

I think the girl who is able to earn her own living and pay her own way should be as happy as anybody on earth. The sense of independence and security is very sweet.
Susan B. Anthony

Happy, Living, Sense

I don't think of myself as a poor deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who from an early age knew I was responsible for myself, and I had to make good.
Oprah Winfrey

Age, Good, Made

People are taken aback by a confident, pretty girl who knows what she wants in life and isn't going to let anyone get in her way. And you know what it's all about? Jealousy.
Summer Altice

Life, Jealousy, Pretty

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
H. L. Mencken

Thought, Remember, After

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West

Success, Wrong, She

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.
Bill Cosby

Away, Her, Pregnant

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Demetri Martin

Love, Trust, Women

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.
Ernest Hemingway

Bad, Someone, Write

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.
Taylor Swift

Boyfriend, Rarely

Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.
Jane Austen

Education, Give, Her

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