A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Bill Vaughan

The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and the true teacher is the learner.
Elbert Hubbard

No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day.
Elbert Hubbard

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
Britney Spears

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.
Ann Landers

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.
Ken Kesey

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.
Jack Paar

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Baltasar Gracian

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties.
Agatha Christie

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates.
David Foster Wallace

Everybody gets everything handed to them. The rich inherit it. I don't mean just inheritance of money. I mean what people take for granted among the middle and upper classes, which is nepotism, the old-boy network.
Toni Morrison

I'm a synthesist. I'm always making music. And I make a lot of different kinds of music all the time. Some of it gets finished and some of it doesn't.
Bruce Springsteen

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
Jerry Lewis

Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as does oil above water.
Miguel de Cervantes

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
Bill Hicks

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!
David Lee Roth

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Mignon McLaughlin