Geriatric Quotes

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.
Harold MacMillan

Memorial, Parties, Cocktail

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
John Mortimer

Life, Worth, Three

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.
Michael Bay

Love, Pet, Kids

The awful thing about a conductor becoming geriatric is that you seem to become more desirable, not less.
Neville Marriner

Become, Less, Seem

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
John Mortimer

Worth, Three, Pleasure

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