George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain

I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.
Theodore Roosevelt

I think it is important for Europe to understand that even though I am president and George Bush is not president, Al Qaeda is still a threat.
Barack Obama

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Steven Wright

Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.
Hunter S. Thompson

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
Steven Wright

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power.
Robert Frost

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
Will Rogers

He that rebels against reason is a real rebel, but he that in defence of reason rebels against tyranny has a better title to Defender of the Faith, than George the Third.
Thomas Paine

George wrote Taxman, and I played guitar on it. He wrote it in anger at finding out what the taxman did. He had never known before then what could happen to your money.
Paul McCartney

George Martin, he's very good at a very sort of lush, sweet arrangement.
Paul McCartney

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers

George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Kanye West

I've had to deal with everything but everyone has helped me, including Sir Alex Ferguson, to get through. George Best was a good friend of mine. We loved each other, we both knew where we were coming from.
Paul Gascoigne

On this basis, which was originally financial and goes back to George Peabody, there grew up in the twentieth century a power structure between London and New York which penetrated deeply into university life, the press, and the practice of foreign policy.
Carroll Quigley

There were people who said the Society of Cincinnati in the American revolution, of which George Washington was one of the shining lights, was a branch of the Illuminati.
Carroll Quigley

If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
James Herriot

George Bush hates midgets.
Chris Rock

The public's evaluation of the job George W. Bush is doing as president changed dramatically as a result of the horrific attacks of September 11 and his response in leading the country on a campaign against terrorism.
Thomas E. Mann

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'
Bill Maher