I think it is important for Europe to understand that even though I am president and George Bush is not president, Al Qaeda is still a threat.
Barack Obama

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain

I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.
Theodore Roosevelt

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Steven Wright

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
Steven Wright

Today, we say the only thing we have to fear is four more years of George Bush.
Edward Kennedy

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
Will Rogers

Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.
Hunter S. Thompson

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power.
Robert Frost

He that rebels against reason is a real rebel, but he that in defence of reason rebels against tyranny has a better title to Defender of the Faith, than George the Third.
Thomas Paine

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
Dennis Miller

George Bush hates midgets.
Chris Rock

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'
Bill Maher

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
Bill Maher

George wrote Taxman, and I played guitar on it. He wrote it in anger at finding out what the taxman did. He had never known before then what could happen to your money.
Paul McCartney

George Martin, he's very good at a very sort of lush, sweet arrangement.
Paul McCartney

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
David Letterman

In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future!
Dan Quayle

I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years.
Dan Quayle