We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
Stephen Colbert

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
David Letterman

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.
Bette Davis

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman

I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one.
James Carville

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.
Adam Sandler

To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter top makes me feel like a total person.
Dennis Rodman

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.
Richard Pryor

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
Ellen DeGeneres

I am pleased now that I have lived in a gay as well as a religious ghetto, though it hasn't been very comfortable. Taken together, their limitations cancel each other out and I have seen the world more kindly and more honestly.
Lionel Blue

I was certainly open for something being on the edge of a nervous breakdown, perplexed by my own sexuality. I was gay.
Lionel Blue

I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality.
Marilyn vos Savant

Honestly, if the worst these people can say about me is that I'm gay, then I think I'll be fine. I can handle it.
Zac Efron

Some people think I am gay, which I think is awesome.
Daniel Radcliffe

If the tenth of the population that is gay became visible tomorrow, the panic of the majority of people would inspire repressive legislation of a sort that would shock even the pessimists among us.
Jane Rule

All parents should be aware that when they mock or curse gay people, they may be mocking or cursing their own child.
Anna Quindlen

Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you.
Anna Quindlen

There are people that very strongly identify themselves as gay and then lesbian, and then I think there are a lot of people who are kind of some percentage or some version of that.
Michael Stipe

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
Matthew Perry