90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.
Patton Oswalt

A newspaper that you're not reading can be used for anything; and the same people didn't think it was immoral to wrap their garbage in newspaper.
Robert Rauschenberg

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney

Growing up training, I use to get up so early I would wave to the garbage men going by. So, I had this relationship with Blue Collar America and I really liked it. I felt that lots of those people looked forward to me winning.
Gerry Cooney

Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage.
Mason Cooley

I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it, garbage in, garbage out.
Jerry Falwell

I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.
Burt Lancaster

I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.
Beverly Sills

I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad, like black garbage bags for heads.
Ahmet Zappa

I see a lot of people who love their jobs. I see some garbage collectors smiling as they go about their work.
Willie Stargell

I think most people are aware of the garbage in the tabloids and don't give them a lot of credence.
Nancy Sinatra

I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.
Kevin Nealon

I'll tell something, a lot of times I'd listen to Charlie and some of the interviews he had and he said, 'Well, yeah, I was a garbage goal collector.' But he knew the timing. I knew where he was.
Marcel Dionne

I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music.
Christy Romano

I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.
Steven Cojocaru

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Lee Grant

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
Lara Flynn Boyle

I've worked in a factory. I was a garbage man. I worked in a post office. It's not that long ago. I like to think that I'm just a regular guy.
Denzel Washington

If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.
Lee Marvin

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
Rory Bremner