They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
Ridley Scott

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
Dave Willis

I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
Lalu Prasad Yadav

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
Shawn Wayans

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
Joe Rogan

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Joe Rogan

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Joe Rogan

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
Joe Rogan

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
Maya Lin

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn

It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.
Edward Hopper

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
Jennifer Aniston

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
Mike Myers

I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
Larry Dixon

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
Todd Barry

I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk.
David Carradine

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
Jerry Stiller