Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Sarah Silverman

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Ken Kesey

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
Eddie Murphy

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Quentin Crisp

It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. Also, it's funny because that was also the time when I went downhill.
Mickey Rourke

Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart

Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
Patton Oswalt

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
Zora Neale Hurston

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai E. Stevenson

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Kathy Griffin

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Drew Carey

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
Bill Hicks

We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?
Dana Carvey

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
Neil Gaiman

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
Magic Johnson

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Billy Crystal

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
Billy Crystal

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
Samantha Bee

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
Samantha Bee