I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
Kristen Johnston

Funny is when you're serious.
Harvey Korman

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
Max Cannon

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo

Violence is not funny.
William Friedkin

Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
Jerry B. Jenkins

I have a funny name.
Pia Zadora

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
Charles Nelson Reilly

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
George Lindsey

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
Doug Coupland

Sex is funny and love is serious.
Stephan Jenkins

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
Dave Willis

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
Ridley Scott

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
Shawn Wayans

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward

I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
Larry Dixon

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.
Sheena Easton