There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Andy Warhol

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Bill Gates

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
Ogden Nash

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
Jimi Hendrix

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway

I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
Audrey Hepburn

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Lucille Ball

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
Chuck Palahniuk