A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still: you must not want to see everything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Go up close to your friend, but do not go over to him! We should also respect the enemy in our friend.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Rejoicing in our joy, not suffering over our suffering, makes someone a friend.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Silence is a true friend who never betrays.
Confucius

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Helen Keller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Steven Wright

I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.
Andy Warhol

A friend is nothing but a known enemy.
Kurt Cobain

Boldness be my friend.
William Shakespeare

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend to all is a friend to none.
Aristotle

A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
Aristotle

My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
Aristotle

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Aristotle

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
Aristotle

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck