Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.
Ronald Reagan

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi

Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.
Vince Lombardi

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.
Vince Lombardi

Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things - blocking and tackling.
Vince Lombardi

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
John F. Kennedy

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch Hedberg

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Tom Landry

I hope to get out before they start football next year.
Bear Bryant

Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Football is like life and I know life.
Rush Limbaugh

Sectional football games have the glory and the despair of war, and when a Texas team takes the field against a foreign state, it is an army with banners.
John Steinbeck

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Dave Barry

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Ambrose Bierce

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa