If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways.
Michael Flanders

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Mel Brooks

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A. Romero

If I were not a public figure, I wouldn't fly with Thai.
Thaksin Shinawatra

If I'm going to fly for more than twenty feet it's generally a good idea to get a stunt guy.
Joe Flanigan

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
Winston Churchill

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
Norman Ralph Augustine

If the flag of an armed enemy of the U.S. is allowed to fly over government buildings, then it implies that slavery, or at least the threat of slavery, is sanctioned by that government and can still legally exist.
Amiri Baraka

If the ride is more fly, then you must buy.
Snoop Dogg

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space?
Valentina Tereshkova

If you don't like the President, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don't like the Governor, it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don't like me, 90 cents.
Edward Koch

If you look over the course of a hundred years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that's held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings.
Pat Robertson

Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.
William Shakespeare

Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
Lauren Bacall

In 1983, NASA invited Canada to fly three payload specialists, in part because we had contributed the robotic arm that is used on the shuttle.
Marc Garneau

In Europe we could do it, if we fly as soon as the event is over.
Vince McMahon

In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place, and in the sky, The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard among the guns below.
John McCrae

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
Douglas Adams

In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy.
Asa Hutchinson

Israel's capital will never again be a divided city, a city with a wall at its center, a city in which two flags fly. This city, will, in its entirety, absorb immigrants, welcome pilgrims and be the eternal capital of Israel forever.
Yitzhak Shamir