And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
Lewis Black

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Robert Byrne

College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner.
Robert B. Parker

Hard to be a physics major at Rice University if you have flunked calculus.
Elizabeth Moon

I didn't only have a perceptual problem, I was also so nervous and so upset. The process just didn't work. I lost enthusiasm for school and I flunked second grade. The teachers said I was lazy.
Bruce Jenner

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.
Frank Sinatra

My first degree came years before my second. I had wanted to be a physicist, but I flunked calculus.
Elizabeth Moon

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
Erma Bombeck