What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish, a beast, a bird?
Pedro Calderon de la Barca

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers.
Imelda Marcos

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain

When you see a fish you don't think of its scales, do you? You think of its speed, its floating, flashing body seen through the water... If I made fins and eyes and scales, I would arrest its movement, give a pattern or shape of reality. I want just the flash of its spirit.
Constantin Brancusi

Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad moment.
Patrick Stewart

Wherever the fish are, that's where we go.
Richard Wagner

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
Marie Laurencin

Woody Allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes And Misdemeanors. Very overlooked movie, I think, and really his best. And currently I like Big Fish!
David Zucker

Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh.
Denise Richards

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood

You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation.
Dick Dale

You have to kill to survive. People have been doing it forever. I eat meat, and I eat fish. If I were on a deserted island I would need that to survive.
Benicio Del Toro

You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
Mitch Hedberg

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket - you might have caught a fish.
Darrell Royal