I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Billy Crystal

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.
David Lee Roth

My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.
Dennis Rodman

People praise virtue, but they hate it, they run away from it. It freezes you to death, and in this world you've got to keep your feet warm.
Denis Diderot

The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to make its own way, completely on its own feet.
Isadora Duncan

When I first came to the House of Commons and walked out into the lobby, men sprang to their feet. I asked them to sit down since I'd come to walk around. I didn't want them doing me favours.
Agnes Macphail

I never really look for anything. What God throws my way comes. I wake up in the morning and whichever way God turns my feet, I go.
Pearl Bailey

Just as we have two eyes and two feet, duality is part of life.
Carlos Santana

Wild Bill was a strange character. In person he was about six feet and one inch in height. He was a Plains-man in every sense of the word.
Buffalo Bill

I used to have six left feet. Now I only have one and a half left feet.
Jesse McCartney

My hands, my feet, I throw my whole body to say all that is within me.
Mahalia Jackson

You have to be fast on your feet and adaptive or else a strategy is useless.
Charles de Gaulle

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
Helen Rowland

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.
Jacques Barzun

We made part of the record in Miami, and I would go down to the beach, and not 20 feet from the water I see a fish that is at least seven feet long swimming close to the shore. I did not go back in the ocean the entire month.
Michael Stipe

I really wanted to be on Six Feet Under as a corpse. That would be hysterical.
Michael Stipe

There are a lot more shots coming at the net and guys are just shooting it at the net because they have more time and pucks are going in off legs and feet and shoulders and heads, so you might have to play out a little further on the shot and hope it hits you.
Ed Belfour

My fondest hope is that 'Roots' may start black, white, brown, red, yellow people digging back for their own roots. Man, that would make me feel 90 feet tall.
Alex Haley

Riding a motorcycle on today's highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times.
Evel Knievel

I like the way my own feet smell. I love to smell my sneakers when I take them off.
Christina Ricci