What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Rodney Dangerfield

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck

A man who has been the indisputable favorite of his mother keeps for life the feeling of a conqueror.
Sigmund Freud

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.
Mike Ditka

Really, if I'm gonna eat a meat, I'd rather eat venison than anything and I do like it a little on the rare side. That's probably my favorite meat and I've had some awfully good venison in some of the great restaurants.
Mike Ditka

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock

My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Joan Rivers

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.
Jack Nicholson

Learned Institutions ought to be favorite objects with every free people. They throw that light over the public mind which is the best security against crafty and dangerous encroachments on the public liberty.
James Madison

A live concert to me is exciting because of all the electricity that is generated in the crowd and on stage. It's my favorite part of the business, live concerts.
Elvis Presley

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is.
Jon Stewart

My favorite thing is to go where I've never been.
Diane Arbus

I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
Diane Arbus

There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived so fully as those we spent with a favorite book.
Marcel Proust

My favorite driver is always either the bad guy or the underdog.
Bo Jackson

I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players.
Darrell Royal

My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.
Karl Lagerfeld

Memnoch the Devil happen to be my favorite of all The Vampire Chronicles.
Anne Rice

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Stephen King