I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
W. C. Fields

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.
Robert Frost

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
Robert Frost

The human father has to be confronted and recognized as human, as man who created a child and then, by his absence, left the child fatherless and then Godless.
Anais Nin

I stopped loving my father a long time ago. What remained was the slavery to a pattern.
Anais Nin

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
Will Rogers

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Bill Cosby

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
Bill Cosby

All the learnin' my father paid for was a bit o' birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.
George Eliot

I just wish I could understand my father.
Michael Jackson

Yes, and I had pimples so badly it used to make me so shy. I used not to look at myself. I'd hide my face in the dark, I wouldn't want to look in the mirror and my father teased me and I just hated it and I cried everyday.
Michael Jackson

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.
James A. Baldwin

And my dad, you're a great actor but you're a better father.
Angelina Jolie

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein

Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
Evelyn Waugh

My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
Lee Iacocca

Doubt is the father of invention.
Ambrose Bierce

My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.
Harry S. Truman

We are celebrating the feast of the Eternal Birth which God the Father has borne and never ceases to bear in all eternity... But if it takes not place in me, what avails it? Everything lies in this, that it should take place in me.
Meister Eckhart

I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer and to - as my father puts it - finally have a real job.
Lady Gaga