Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law was once Chairman of Military Affairs in the Senate, the latter part of the Wilson Administrations. He knew a lot about and was fond of the Army.
Stuart Symington
Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.
Don Baylor
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