I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
Benjamin Franklin

I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so I could compete with the real whores who played the other roles. I was fat as a barrel.
Victoria Abril

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.
Jason Bateman

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat.
Stephen Vincent Benet

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.
Camryn Manheim

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
Kate Smith

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Lloyd Kaufman

I lost 90 pounds and my blood pressure went down to a normal level and the salt in my urine disappeared. And that was when I had to make the transition from fat character actor to thin character actor.
Ron Perlman

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
Richard Krajicek

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
Liam Gallagher

I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him.
Vincent Gallo

I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all.
Morton Feldman

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
Ruby Wax

I put on the fat suit and went outside and walked around. I was really nervous about being found out, but nobody would even make eye contact with me. It really upset me.
Gwyneth Paltrow

I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.
Robert Kiyosaki

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.
Connie Chung

I think people are sick and tired of all the abuse songs, and drug addiction, we want to bring to world a big fat smile.
Steve Brown

I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!
Solomon Burke

I was rather a fat little boy.
Cyril Cusack