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The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
P. J. O'Rourke
Folk music is a bunch of fat people.
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.
A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.
Giada De Laurentiis
Statistically, if you have ever dieted you are extremely likely not only to regain any weight you lose, but to go on to gain even more. Dieting makes you fat.
In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and there was no talk about fat and anything like that, and butter and cream were rife. Those were lovely days for gastronomy, I must say.
I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No - no, your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears.
I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
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