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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A. Romero
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
For me, I need to be able to show up on set and fart around and goof around. If I can have that, when I'm not acting, then when I'm acting I can go however deep and dark and bad I need to. I developed that more with 'Breaking Bad' because I've never worked on anything as dark for as long.
Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around; there's show tunes and fart noises.
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
People are getting away from the whole album experience, it's true. I think that's sad. Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm an old fart. But I can't help it - albums are what I grew up with, and I still love them.
Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
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