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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.
If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A. Romero
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
For me, I need to be able to show up on set and fart around and goof around. If I can have that, when I'm not acting, then when I'm acting I can go however deep and dark and bad I need to. I developed that more with 'Breaking Bad' because I've never worked on anything as dark for as long.
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