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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg

Water, Died, Pretend

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx

Life, Honesty, Made

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.
Richard Bach

Yourself, True, Impossible

Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.
Ismail Haniyeh

Time, Truth, True

I don't think that you can fake warmth. You can fake lust, jealousy, anger; those are all quite easy. But actual, genuine warmth? I don't think you can fake it.
Keira Knightley

Jealousy, Anger, Easy

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.
Joan Jett

Nothing, Friends, Lose

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns

Honesty, Made, Acting

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.
Jason Ritter

Friend, Coming, Wanting

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.
Orson Welles

Old, Tree, Eden

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns

Important, Honesty, Made

Basically, what I'm saying is there is nothing fake about what I do. I'm up-front, I'm real, I'm honest and I'm open with my feelings.
Christina Aguilera

Nothing, Saying, Real

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.
Lenny Bruce

Art, Laughter, Try

To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness.
Arthur Herzog

Emptiness, Stand, Guard

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
Doug Coupland

Creativity, Sexual, Competence

Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular around the world.
Giorgio Armani

Around, Fact, Actually

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.
Joseph Brodsky

Life, Work, Hard

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.
William S. Burroughs

Good, Quality, Meal

It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
Matt Damon

Real, Somebody, Nobody

Sometimes, the Internet can feel like a middle-school playground populated by brats in ski masks who name-call and taunt with the fake bravery of the anonymous. But sometimes - thank goodness - it's nicer than real life.
Susan Orlean

Life, Real, Sometimes

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner

Age, Husband, Around

It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world.
Amanda Seyfried

Play, Big, Somebody

I'm not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity.
Vivien Leigh

Life, Film, Star

In our lives in a lot of ways it's all about fake. You've got people wanting things for fake reasons.
Billy Corgan

Lives, Ways, Reasons

Hippies are so phoney and fake.
George Harrison

Hippies, Phoney

I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.
Heidi Klum

Age, Rather, Mirror

Fake it until you make it.
Steven Tyler

You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.
Jim Bakker

You can't fake this music. You might be a great singer or a great musician but, in the need, that's got nothing to do with it. It's how you connect to the songs and to the history behind them.
Etta James

Music, Great, History

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Funny, Feeling, Boring

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