If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible for using them properly. It's not fair of us as citizens to lean more heavily on one side of that equation than on the other.
Jesse Ventura

Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you.
Alan Alda

To all, to each, a fair good-night, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
Walter Scott

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.
Alan Alda

I have this theory that people in Hollywood don't read. They read 'Vanity Fair' and then consider themselves terribly well read. I think I can basically write about anybody without getting caught.
Jackie Collins

I've always tried to be fair, even-handed, not an advocate for any group.
Dan Rather

Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop.
Charles de Gaulle

Too fair to worship, too divine to love.
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

We have to get very militant with some of these employers to say there's no shortcuts, our people have a right to a fair day's wage for a fair day's pay, and we've got to get that done. And that's going to happen.
James P. Hoffa

A comparison between the triplets tentatively deduced by these methods with the changes in amino acid sequence produced by mutation shows a fair measure of agreement.
Francis Crick

Since others have to tolerate my weaknesses, it is only fair that I should tolerate theirs.
William Allen White

It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'
Ice Cube

And she was fair as is the rose in May.
Geoffrey Chaucer

And much more am I sorrier for my good knights' loss than for the loss of my fair queen; for queens I might have enough, but such a fellowship of good knights shall never be together in no company.
Thomas Malory

I really think everything is fair game.
Sarah Silverman

There's never going to be a system that is fair to everyone.
Shannon Miller

How do you make things fair?
Al Sharpton

For at least another hundred years we must pretend to ourselves and to every one that fair is foul and foul is fair; for foul is useful and fair is not. Avarice and usury and precaution must be our gods for a little longer still.
John Maynard Keynes