A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. Fields

Never give a sucker an even break.
W. C. Fields

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.
Lou Holtz

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action.
Peter Drucker

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'
Peter Drucker

To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he is willing, in great crises, to give even his life - knowing that under certain conditions it is not worthwhile to live.
Aristotle

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
Aristotle

Willingness to change is a strength, even if it means plunging part of the company into total confusion for a while.
Jack Welch

I have found that hollow, which even I had relied on for solid.
Henry David Thoreau

I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business.
Henry David Thoreau

Books are to be distinguished by the grandeur of their topics even more than by the manner in which they are treated.
Henry David Thoreau

It is too late to be studying Hebrew; it is more important to understand even the slang of to-day.
Henry David Thoreau

I have thought there was some advantage even in death, by which we mingle with the herd of common men.
Henry David Thoreau

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
Mitch Hedberg

No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.
Bob Dylan

But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.
Bob Dylan

In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge.
Bob Dylan

The higher the sun ariseth, the less shadow doth he cast; even so the greater is the goodness, the less doth it covet praise; yet cannot avoid its rewards in honours.
Lao Tzu