Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.
Patricia Heaton

Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.
William Faulkner

Prior to Elephant I'd taken about six years of acting classes in Portland, but there's not a huge market there. The only thing we have is commercial stuff, and that didn't really appeal to me. So this is really a dream come true.
John Robinson

Shallows where a lamb could wade and depths where an elephant would drown.
Matthew Henry

The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except in a picture book?
David Attenborough

We already live a very long time for mammals, getting three times as many heartbeats as a mouse or elephant. It never seems enough though, does it?
David Brin

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
Colin Mochrie

Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that marches through like a herd of elephants. And we begin to retire in 2008.
Lindsey Graham

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
Creighton Abrams

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Abraham Lincoln

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.
Roger Zelazny

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
Charlie Chaplin