A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.
Jackie Kennedy

But my mother loved The Elephant Man, and my father gave David Lynch a scholarship to study in Rome.
Isabella Rossellini

For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
Babe Zaharias

I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
Patrick Stewart

I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book.
Stephen Fry

I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
Charles Laughton

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel Coward

I really wanted to work with David Lynch. I was a big fan of The Elephant Man and Eraserhead.
Sting

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
Desmond Tutu

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard

In the divine Scriptures, there are shallows and there are deeps; shallows where the lamb may wade, and deeps where the elephant may swim.
John Owen

Jackie had a keen eye for talent, and like an elephant never forgot. And, he was always right on the mark.
Audrey Meadows

Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.
Ritchie Blackmore

Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.
Pierre Trudeau

Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.
Samuel Richardson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright

Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant; the only harmless great thing.
John Donne

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.
Patricia Heaton