If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Dave Barry

It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C. S. Lewis

It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I've had to deal with in politics.
Ann Richards

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain

Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.
Guy de Maupassant

Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg until it is broken.
M. F. K. Fisher

Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid.
William Cowper

She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.
Hedda Hopper

That's the thing with sci-fi and action roles. You have to play the danger as real. If you don't, you end up with egg on your face. You have to commit. You can't think about how stupid it might look without the special effects.
Victoria Pratt

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
Samuel Goldwyn

The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan

The goose lays the golden egg. Payrolls make consumers.
George Humphrey

The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities.
James Allen

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
Arnold H. Glasow

The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
Zora Neale Hurston

The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.
Pamela Hansford Johnson

The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
Alexander Pope

There are two kinds of cloning right now. One is therapeutic cloning which is for coming up with cures for life threatening, really, really awful diseases. Then there is reproductive cloning, which is to make a human being out of your DNA and a donor egg.
Mary Tyler Moore