Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
Graham Greene

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain

It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director first and we can segue into the colour thing later.
Antoine Fuqua

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.
Courtney Love

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Ann Coulter

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years.
Tim Hudson

More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.
Brian Lamb

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
Louise Brooks

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan Rivers

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
Honore de Balzac

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.
Sonny Liston

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
George S. Patton

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.
Daniel Johns

Nothing is the destiny of everyone, it is our commonness made dumb.
Mark Strand

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Andy Rooney

On their own merits modest men are dumb.
George Colman

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
Edward Abbey

Only dumb people are happy.
Courtney Love