I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Aaron Allston

I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that.
Sally Kellerman

I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care.
Dean Kamen

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
Jessica Simpson

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I.
Loretta Young

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.
Muddy Waters

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.
George Lindsey

I went to an all-girls pre school where everyone went off to Harvard or Yale, and I had zero interest in doing so. I think they thought I was on drugs. There was a neighboring all-boys school, so we'd get together and do dumb things. It was your typical Catholic-American upbringing.
Katherine Moennig

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
Lisa Kudrow

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
Sophia Loren

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
Keanu Reeves

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Bill Watterson

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.
Esai Morales

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
Eminem

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
David Zucker

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.
Arnold Rothstein

If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
Elizabeth Taylor

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington

Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
Graham Greene