When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
Craig Ferguson

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
Jesse Jackson

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
Robert Smith

Why dont we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.
David Gest

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.
John Leguizamo

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
Gina Gershon

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Ray Bradbury

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'
Shannen Doherty