Drunk Quotes

Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
Ada Louise Huxtable

Time, Become, Few

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.
Ronald Biggs

Nice, Last, Year

I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say.
Andy Partridge

Football, Brain, Trying

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.
Mark Goddard

Today, Mean, Career

I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.
Richard Widmark

Time, Great, Him

I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
Jonathan Brandis

School, End, Children

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
Claude Williams

Time, Long, Used

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.
Sally Kellerman

Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial affairs, and have various human problems, but he didn't have any mean bones in his body! That was a little bit of what the show was about.
Steve Kanaly

Mistakes, Human, Mean

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
Paul O'Grady

Teacher, School, Down

The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime.
Alexander Alekhine

Time, Mind, Short

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.
John Leguizamo

Great, Fun, Night

Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected.
Stephen Stills

Sometimes, Tune, Onstage

Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!
Alfre Woodard

Home, Hate, Character

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
Shmuel Y. Agnon

Him, Name, Milk

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall

Time, Everyone, High

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi

Support, Statistics, Uses

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.
Fred Ward

Money, Morning, Beer

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore

Love, Trust, Someone

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.
John Shirley

Writing, Words, Away

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.
Alan Davies

Old, Around, Worry

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
Joe Garagiola

Off, Roller, Kangaroo

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston

Time, School, Down

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.
Kenny Hickey

Happy, Hate, End

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.
Santiago Durango

Wine, Used, Cheap

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.
M. F. K. Fisher

Broken, Wine, Bread

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!
Harry Nilsson

Happens, Reputation, Ruined

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.
Lucy Stone

Husband, Woman, Her

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.
Jenny Frost

Girl, May, Known

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Jacqueline du Pre

Made, Almost, Wild

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