Drunk Quotes

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell

School, Sometimes, Kids

We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd!
Daniel Craig

Night, Touch, Though

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.
Amanda Peet

Getting, Key, Couple

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More

Getting, Sin, Punishment

It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Joe E. Lewis

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Death, Mistakes, Remember

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple

Before, Everybody, Five

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.
Eddie Van Halen

Since, Tongue, Sound

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Isak Dinesen

Life, Love, Age

It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.
Vidal Sassoon

Sorry, Saying, Okay

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.
Nicole Richie

Single, Person, Lost

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Thomas Love Peacock

Power, Alone, Lies

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
Craig Ferguson

Power, Together, Him

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.
Zac Efron

Bad, Understand, Why

I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.
Ryan Kwanten

Friend, Thought, Tell

I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable business. I'm not anti-Amazon, and I'm not pro-publishers either. I'm pro-books.
Lev Grossman

Business, Diet, Nothing

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.
David Millar

Time, Down, Sky

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
Charles Scribner, Jr.

Said, Keep, Sober

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton

Play, Sober, Played

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
Robert Smith

Weird, Started, Songs

It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that.
Jeffrey Bernard

Forget, Boring, Name

My feeling is, if you're going to be called a celebrity, you might as well use it for some good. It's better to testify for school lunches in front of Congress than get drunk in a bar somewhere and misbehave.
Tom Colicchio

Good, School, Feeling

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
John Huston

God, Dead, Prefer

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
George Gobel

Lived, Town, Chicago

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
Davy Jones

Around, Expect, Sleeping

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.
Bobby Vinton

Life, Stupid, Wrong

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera

Drink, Behind, Wheel

I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in.
Judd Nelson

Children, Help, Against

Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a Palestinian society not constrained by democratic norms would be a fear society that would pose a grave threat to Israel.
Natan Sharansky

Peace, Fear, Society

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Mark McKinney

Brain, Size, Walnut

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