Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
Tom Waits

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
Morris West

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.
Andrea Corr

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.
Mark Goddard

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
William Tecumseh Sherman

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
Epictetus

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
Tracey Gold

I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
Jonathan Brandis

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
Max von Sydow

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.
Jim Coleman

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.
Fred Ward

I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
Ashley Tisdale

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.
John Shirley

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.
Kenny Hickey

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
Winston Churchill

I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
Jim Morrison