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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'
My idol is Emile Zola. He was a man of the left, so people expected of him a kind of 'Les Miserables,' in which the underdogs are always noble people. But he went out, and found a lot of ambitious, drunk, slothful and mean people out there. Zola simply could not - and was not interested in - telling a lie.
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.
Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
George Jean Nathan
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