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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
Ada Louise Huxtable
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
My idol is Emile Zola. He was a man of the left, so people expected of him a kind of 'Les Miserables,' in which the underdogs are always noble people. But he went out, and found a lot of ambitious, drunk, slothful and mean people out there. Zola simply could not - and was not interested in - telling a lie.
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
Shmuel Yosef Agnon
A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.
John F. Kennedy
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