May this house stand until an ant drinks the ocean and a tortoise circles the world.
Jonathan Carroll

Meet them once and you're innocent; meet them twice and you're not. So if you see me having drinks again with Harvey Weinstein then, okay, you've got me.
Matt Drudge

Mixed feelings, like mixed drinks, are a confusion to the soul.
George Carman

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Mark Twain

My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine - everybody drinks water.
Marilyn French

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman

My mother's father drank and her mother was an unhappy, neurotic woman, and I think she has lived all her life afraid of anyone who drinks for fear something like that might happen to her.
John Hurt

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic.
Tonya Harding

The Chip also reduces the damage done by bandits. They still steal drinks and cheers along the course, but no longer scramble the paying runners' results. No entry fee, no Chip, no time or place.
Joe Henderson

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.
Neil Cavuto

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart

The whole world is about three drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.
Brian Clough

We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter and having that cross to bear. I'd go out and have a couple of drinks too.
Julia Roberts

When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic is rare, a serious matter. It's a slur on the divine in our nature.
Marguerite Duras

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Robin Williams