No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.
Ring Lardner

I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.
Liza Minnelli

I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable if I didn't smoke, you'd have to push me off a balcony I'd be so boring.
Kate Beckinsale

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

No seriously... when there's families, you tend to go back to your room after the gig rather than go for a drink with the other guys. But there's always someone who's got something going, like the tour manager.
Phil Collins

I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
George Jean Nathan

They don't remember a time when we had to drink from a different water fountain. We can't go back. We can never go back.
Andrew Johnson

But she told me she was never going to drink again.
David Gest

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant

Of course one should not drink much, but often.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

I have not had a drink for four years, which for me is a long time.
Kelly McGillis

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.
Paul Gascoigne

You learn, right, a lot of people's problems - why they get upset, why they get down, why they turn to drink - is because they can't say one word and it's N-O, no.
Paul Gascoigne

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.
Paul Gascoigne

I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.
Paul Gascoigne

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.
Francois Rabelais

I drink no more than a sponge.
Francois Rabelais

I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't party.
Stephanie Mills