I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
Babe Ruth

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Fran Lebowitz

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.
Noel Coward

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Knute Rockne

It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself doing it. In England, one feels all the social restraints holding one back. But here, anything can happen.
W. H. Auden

I drink to forget I drink.
Joe E. Lewis

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Joe E. Lewis

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
Ann Landers

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Robert Anthony

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of soft drink.
Joe DiMaggio

Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from birth as a paternal, or, in other words, a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read, and say, and eat, and drink and wear.
Thomas Babington

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
Patton Oswalt

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
Kathy Griffin

Drink moderately, for drunkeness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.
Miguel de Cervantes

Let us eat and drink neither forgetting death unduly nor remembering it. The Lord hath mercy on whom he will have mercy, etc., and the less we think about it the better.
Samuel Butler

I think it's an awful drink, to be honest with you.
Charlie Watts

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Isak Dinesen