My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.
Jonathan Swift

Get off your horse and drink your milk.
John Wayne

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
P. J. O'Rourke

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
Henny Youngman

I'd rather see you drink a glass of wine than a glass of milk. So many people drink Coca-Cola and all these soft drinks with sugar. Some of these drinks have 8 or 9 teaspoons of sugar in them What's the good of living if you can't have the things that give a little enjoyment?
Jack LaLanne

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
Francis Bacon

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein

Many people - and I think I am one of them - are more productive when they've had a little to drink. I find if I drink two or three brandies, I'm far better able to write.
David Ogilvy

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
William Faulkner

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
H. L. Mencken

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
H. L. Mencken

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.
Mike Tyson

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Robert E. Lee

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.
Jay Leno