I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Socrates

Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Erma Bombeck

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

I must have a drink of breakfast.
W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
W. C. Fields

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. Fields

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. Fields

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. Fields

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.
William Shakespeare

I think your alcohol intake has to change. You know, usually a big person feels they can drink anything they want to and as much as they want to and I've cut that way back.
Mike Ditka

I am for those who believe in loose delights, I share the midnight orgies of young men, I dance with the dancers and drink with the drinkers.
Walt Whitman

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield