Drink Quotes

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

Good, Morning, Sorry

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain

Health, Keep, Rather

Be true to yourself, help others, make each day your masterpiece, make friendship a fine art, drink deeply from good books - especially the Bible, build a shelter against a rainy day, give thanks for your blessings and pray for guidance every day.
John Wooden

Friendship, Good, Art

All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Buonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years.
Abraham Lincoln

Earth, Military, Africa

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.
William Shakespeare

Hope, Down, Shall

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain

Enough, Sometimes, Barely

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Socrates

Live, Worth, Eat

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan

Find, Coffee, Afternoon

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis

Else, Anyone, Week

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Beer, Grow, Babies

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin

Best, Morning, Sorry

Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
Francis Bacon

Age, Trust, Best

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields

Fish, Water, Disgusting

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

Time, Last, Gave

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

Woman, Her, Decency

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. Fields

Home, Worry, Driven

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
W. C. Fields

Life, Experience, Beautiful

Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.
e. e. cummings

Love, Hard, Humanity

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
P. J. O'Rourke

Health, Great, Mind

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein

Strong, Miss, Tax

Get off your horse and drink your milk.
John Wayne

Off, Horse, Milk

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

Wife, Tough, She

Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Erma Bombeck

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
H. L. Mencken

Happy, Single, Used

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.
Mike Tyson

Cool, Jesus, Talk

I would like to restore your right to drink raw milk anytime you like.
Ron Paul

Milk, Raw, Anytime

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal

Money, Tired, Game

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. Fields

Become, Afraid, Water

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
Ron White

Work, True, Saying

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