When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines.
Beck

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Jean Harlow

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket.
Mary Roberts Rinehart

Women, we might as well be dogs baying the moon as petitioners without the right to vote!
Susan B. Anthony

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Lewis Grizzard

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.
Joseph Chamberlain

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.
Will Estes

You read a script and its based on Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, and it goes right in the bin.
Tim Roth

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson

You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.
Max Beerbohm