The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp

The only weights I lift are my dogs.
Olivia Newton-John

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.
Hunter S. Thompson

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
Angus Young

There are certain regions in the country where the indigenous people eat dogs.
Jessica Hagedorn

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
Lee Trevino

There are writers in Germany who drink the Absolute like water; and there are books in which even the dogs make references to the Infinite.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Clifford D. Simak

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.
Doug Coupland

Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species.
Melvin Maddocks

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.
Charles Dance

We have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person.
Pamela Stephenson

We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles.
Rue McClanahan

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.
H. P. Lovecraft

Webster and I are very aloof. The two of us go and sit there by ourselves. I sit by myself in the corner with my book and the newspaper. He kind of runs around a little bit, and then he goes and sits on top of the picnic table. He never plays with other little dogs.
Calista Flockhart

What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?
Larry Bird

Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care of them and abide by the rules made necessary by a huge population.
Nick Clooney

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms.
Frank James