The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys.
Melissa Rivers

The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him.
Kathleen Winsor

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Gloria Allred

The more I see of men the more I like dogs.
Madame de Stael

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
Clara Bow

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Alphonse de Lamartine

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp

The only weights I lift are my dogs.
Olivia Newton-John

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.
Hunter S. Thompson

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
Angus Young

There are certain regions in the country where the indigenous people eat dogs.
Jessica Hagedorn

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
Lee Trevino

There are writers in Germany who drink the Absolute like water; and there are books in which even the dogs make references to the Infinite.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Clifford D. Simak

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.
Doug Coupland

Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species.
Melvin Maddocks

We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four dogs. Miniature donkeys are very warm, loving animals.
Kyle Chandler

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.
Charles Dance