Dogs Quotes

Dogs never bite me - just humans.
Marilyn Monroe

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill

Down, Treat, Cats

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

Women, Men, Idea

I'm an introvert... I love being by myself, love being outdoors, love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees, flowers, the sky.
Audrey Hepburn

Love, Long, Looking

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.
Hunter S. Thompson

Good, Money, Men

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.
Carnie Wilson

Best, Husband, Fight

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp

Love, Enough, Pure

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Rodney Dangerfield

Family, Three, Found

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Emily Dickinson

Human, Tell, Beings

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

Weird, Religious, Wonder

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras

Life, Whole, Lives

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles de Gaulle

Men, Find, Loving

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch Hedberg

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
Mitch Hedberg

Life, Thought, Whole

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Long, Before, Tell

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Elizabeth Taylor

Men, Best, Leading

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley

Dog, Popularity, Constant

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney

Fun, Talk, Owning

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.
Kim Cattrall

Men, Same, Reason

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck

Eyes, Seen, Convinced

Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?
Paulo Coelho

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
Agatha Christie

Wise, Away, Whole

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Wanted, Beer, Hot

Dogs are my favorite people.
Richard Dean Anderson

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.
Christopher Hitchens

God, Food, Water

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
Andy Warhol

Home, Night, Start

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.
Reese Witherspoon

Time, Women, Care

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.
H. P. Lovecraft

Dark, After, Cats

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Robert Benchley

Children, Small, Cannot

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Begin, Moves, Bark

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