I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.
Marc Jacobs

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
Adam Smith

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.
Christopher Walken

The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Golda Meir

I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.
Dean Koontz

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.
Darrell Royal

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.
Brian Clough

I would rather be beaton and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.
Davy Crockett

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz

Necessity has the face of a dog.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me 'Jackie Who?'.
Jackie Chan

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers

I converse with my dog through ESP.
Taylor Caldwell

At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing.
Baltasar Gracian

At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.
Baltasar Gracian

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Jack London