The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.
Chanakya

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Phyllis Diller

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Josh Billings

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Josh Billings

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley

The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
David Letterman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?
William Butler Yeats

The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.
Wayne Gretzky

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
H. L. Mencken

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher

The dog is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
Ambrose Bierce

A hungry dog hunts best.
Lee Trevino

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz

Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.
Francis Bacon

I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.
Marc Jacobs