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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather be a farmer? Maybe. Would he much rather be hanging out with his dad and his mom and his dog? Probably.
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.
If you have a dog, I must have a dog. If you have a rifle, I must have a rifle. If you have a club, I must have a club. This is equality.
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.
The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.
Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception.
People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.
Waka Flocka Flame
The dog can only become what's in your bubble. The dog is imitating the energy that is in your bubble. You are the source, the feast of energy. If you feel anxious, the dog becomes anxious with you. If you become nervous, the dog wakes up nervous with you.
I like cats a lot. I've always liked cats. They're great company. When they eat, they always leave a little bit at the bottom of the bowl. A dog will polish the bowl, but a cat always leaves a little bit. It's like an offering.
Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way.
I love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I'm very family-oriented.
For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
The higher amount you put into higher education, at the federal level particularly, the more the price of higher education rises. It's the dog that never catches its tail. You increase student loans, you increase grants, you increase Pell grants, Stafford loans, and what happens? They raise the price.
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
John F. Kennedy
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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