Dog Quotes

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher

God, Children, Created

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Rodney Dangerfield

Favorite, Arm, Bone

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Rodney Dangerfield

Him, Call, Room

Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?
Paulo Coelho

Hurt, Ask, Dogs

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.
Karl Kraus

Jealousy, Thieves, Attracts

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Camille Paglia

Sex, Leaving, Vacation

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Fight, Size, Counts

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman

Love, Money, Him

There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I've got to see my friends 'cause I'm too content being by myself.
Drew Barrymore

God, Home, Alone

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
Robert Wagner

Life, Love, Bad

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
Ambrose Bierce

Worship, Catch, Overflow

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
Demetri Martin

Trust, Women, Liar

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley

Loyalty, Down, Before

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley

Down, Before, Around

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Jack London

Hungry, Charity, Shared

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Warren G. Bennis

Future, Two, Keep

The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Golda Meir

If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade - animals skinned alive - then they could not possibly argue in favour of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible.
Steven Patrick Morrissey

Caring, Nation, Alive

He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog.
Rainer Maria Rilke

Humble, Another, Matter

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland

Him, Enjoy, Try

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler

Great, Fool, Yourself

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz

Wear, Tail, Suggest

The things that make me very angry are injustice and bullying. If I see someone bullying a woman or child in the street, or kicking a dog, I go completely mad.
Susannah York

Angry, Someone, Woman

Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.
Francis Bacon

Good, Truth, Close

At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.
Baltasar Gracian

Nothing, Lion, Thirty

Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.
Sri Aurobindo

Life, Human, Between

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli

Home, Morning, Husband

The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built.
Samora Machel

Medical, Care, Rich

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz

Hope, Today, Tomorrow

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
George Jean Nathan

Love, Woman, Sometimes

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